The One Without the Strippers

So, on March 16 I went to Chi-town, and it snowed. Too cold, but we got a lot of our business all wrapped up. So later that night we went out for dinner and then wanted to get a few drinks in us. Anticipating finishing up the project and St. Paddy's day the next day. I haven't had a Pat's day in about 10 years! I'll tell ya, Chicago was looking great on Pat's day. They dyed the river green. Our hotel was a ways from downtown so we took the hwy there. As we were going there downtown came into view and all the buildings had green lights. It was really cool. Had some Guiness, then we ended up at a Mexican bar during our search for green beer. All the Irish pubs had lines that were wayyyyyy too long, and it was wayyyyy too cold. Anyway we finally did find some so I had my first green beer in sooooo long!
So the night before (to make a short story long...) we were in the mood for some drinks. I had noticed a place near the hotel called Heavenly Bodies. We're thinking Awwriiight, strip club! with a name like that. Pull into the parking lot and it's packed! So now we think it must be a night club. We'll give it a try anyway. Go in and it's 10 bucks! Well, we got guys from Japan and Korea so we gotta go in. We can see some chicks dancing on stages with poles so it's gotta be a strip club, right? Plus it has that 'strip club smell'. As we go in we see that the gals have on some mighty sexy outfits, can't wait to see them take it off! We wait and we wait. Huh? they ain't takin off nuthin! and guys are hanging out in pervert row and tipping them! WTF??? The place is packed, 10 buck cover charge, and the chicks aren't taking anything off! It's a strip club for retards!