The One With the Concrete Jungle of Seoul

It can get a bit wild here in Seoul. Back in April we had an elephant stampede. As they broke into a restaurant we can only guess that they needed a Kimchi fix. One broke free in a wild search for Kimchi and "The five others followed "because they have the tendency to do that," a zoo official told Reuters". So now the restaurant owner has turned her restaurant into Restaurant Where elephants Have Been. Now that's good thinkin'.

We're also being invaded by wild boars! Starting to remind me of Tucson a bit (although they're not as cute as Javalinas). People have tried to eat 'em but they
re too tough, not delicious. So I guess there'll be no Reataurant Where Wild Boars Have Been Cooked. (I had wild boar in Vietnam and I'll agree, pretty tough to eat. But it has a unique flavor that could be described as 'vaguely delicious', the water rats are much better.)